| Emergency Telephone Numbers These are more efffective than 911! |
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| WHEN: *You are sad, phone John 14 *You have sinned, phone Psalm 51 *You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91 *People have failed you, phone Psalm 27 *It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139 *Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11 *You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23 *You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34 *You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13 *You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18 *You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39 *You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30 *It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90 *You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30 *You are leaving home for a trip, phone Psalm 121 *You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87 *You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1 *Inflation and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31 *You are depressed, phone Psalm 27 *Your bank account is emtpy, phone Psalm 37 *You lose faith in mankind, phone 1 Corinthians 13 *It looks like people are unfriendly, phone John15 *You are losing hope, phone Psalm 126 *You feel the world is small compared to you, phone Psalm 19 *You want to carry fruit, phone John 15 *Paul's secret for happiness, phone Colossians 3:12-17 *With big opportunity/discovery, phone Isaiah 55 *To get along with other people, phone Romans 12 ALTERNATE NUMBERS: *For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47 *For security, call Psalm 121:3 *For assurance, call Mark 8:35 *for reassurance, call Psalm 145:18 ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY. NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY. ALL LINES TO HEAVEN AER AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY. FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH! |
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